canada has 5 years worth of maple syrup hidden somewhere in quebec that is as heavily guarded as a commercial bank with a top security system and it’s called the “global strategic maple syrup reserve” and it’s a really big deal so in case you guys were wondering yes we have a real canadian army and yes we may have a secret strategy involving maple syrup

ok I should probably add that some thieves planned out a heist and stole $18 million worth of maple syrup from this reserve somewhat recently and sold a large quantity of it on the black market for maple syrup and it’s marked as one of the biggest thefts in canadian history so now you all know a bit more about canada

Yes. This really happened. 

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