It has come to my attention that there are fully legal adults who are not familiar with this, who do not know what to do when they hear it, and indeed, were born after it came out.
This is unacceptable.
It is irrevocably tattooed into the brain of anyone vaguely associated with Western culture who was old enough to form cognizant memories in the mid 90s. And yes, we can all do the dance. I guarantee you Dean Winchester can do the dance. Bobby can do the dance. Sherlock can do the dance. Tony Stark has made sure all his robots can do the dance.
And all of you over the age of 25 already know what it is before you press play.
I REMEMBER THIS.
My Brain: This better not be what I think it’s gonna be.
It: *is what I thought it was going to be*
Me: *throws things out the window*
There are people who don’t know this song??
HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO DO THE DANCE
in third grade out music teacher brought these big speakers on a cart out to the play ground and blasted it while the entire school danced on the concrete
the first fucking note… the first fucking note and muscle memory kicked in
I AM LITERALLY LYING IN BED AND THIS CAME ON AND I DID THE DANCE WHILE STILL IN BED AND IF THAT’S NOT SOME PAVLOVIAN SHIT I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS
you can’t NOT do it.